Here's how you become one of those people who screams at his kid's coach.
First, Houston's DNA lab became a laughingstock. Then its controversial director was murdered.
Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? led to Joan Collins' divorce from famed songwriter, co-star, and director Anthony Newley, and not solely because of her underwater fellatio scene. The hilarious X-rated mock autobiography follows the life of a child entertainer turned somewhat pedophilic womanizer through home movies and outrageous musical interludes. No other movie musical can lay claim to synchronized dancing astrological signs, Newley's unabashed bare ass, Joan Collins, Milton Berle, and a white bed in the middle of a beach. Don't forget the party favors.
Wed., June 4, 7 & 9:15 p.m., 2008